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Shanterz wrote:

Hi gamers! Find your forum and decided join to you guys, hope will be many good hands played:dirol
GL to all and see on tables!

Hi Shanterz

How's it going, where are you from ?

Have fun at our poker and gaming community!
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ixgames wrote:

Hi Shanterz

How's it going, where are you from ?

Have fun at our poker and gaming community!

Welcome Shanterz!
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Well i soppose i should say hello and how are all of you people doing this grand day well to get things of to a start here is a little joke




Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's wife, Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob's wife followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you like under there?' Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did. She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you £500.'

After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested.

Sue told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p..m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of £500 - they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed.

Jim quickly dressed and left.

As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon arriving, asked his wife: 'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?'

With a lump in her throat Sue answered 'Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.' Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, 'And did he give you £500?'

Sue, using her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did give me £500.'

Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, 'He came by the office this morning and borrowed £500 from me. He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.'

Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player

hope you all know where your other half is when your at work and plese wser some underwear while at the tables



LOVE LIFE PLAY TO WIN :thumbsup
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paddythejack wrote:

Well i soppose i should say hello and how are all of you people doing this grand day well to get things of to a start here is a little joke




Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's wife, Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob's wife followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you like under there?' Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did. She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you £500.'

After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested.

Sue told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p..m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of £500 - they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed.

Jim quickly dressed and left.

As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon arriving, asked his wife: 'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?'

With a lump in her throat Sue answered 'Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.' Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, 'And did he give you £500?'

Sue, using her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did give me £500.'

Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, 'He came by the office this morning and borrowed £500 from me. He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.'

Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player

hope you all know where your other half is when your at work and plese wser some underwear while at the tables



LOVE LIFE PLAY TO WIN :thumbsup

Welcome and thanks for the joke :dance:
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My name is machidon,doru :dirol i play poker online on carbon :thumbsup

hope u all have a great time and win some :dirol
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Machidon7 wrote:

My name is machidon,doru :dirol i play poker online on carbon :thumbsup

hope u all have a great time and win some :dirol

Welcome 'machidon' and have a great time here 😁
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Manne wrote:

Welcome 'machidon' and have a great time here 😁

Welcome machidon
enjoy the forum and gl on the felts.
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Machidon7 wrote:

My name is machidon,doru :dirol i play poker online on carbon :thumbsup

hope u all have a great time and win some :dirol

Carbon is the best ;😉😋
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Machidon7 wrote:

My name is machidon,doru :dirol i play poker online on carbon :thumbsup

hope u all have a great time and win some :dirol

Full tilt :thumbsup
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mike1 wrote:

Full tilt :thumbsup

Welcome to the community and enjoy your time!
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Hi all,

I am new member and i have found this nice forum with google.

I hope i will have fun here and news.

See you
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game284 wrote:

Hi all,

I am new member and i have found this nice forum with google.

I hope i will have fun here and news.

See you

Google is our friend 😁 Welcome
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Hi everyone from South Carolina. Stay at home dad here who loves to play poker once the kids go down for the night. Looking forward to some great advice and info. See you in the forums! thanx
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truwu wrote:

Hi everyone from South Carolina. Stay at home dad here who loves to play poker once the kids go down for the night. Looking forward to some great advice and info. See you in the forums! thanx

Please feel free to post your questions ... Welcome:
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Hello people, here I am after missing for a while, I hope to regularize my situation, and find them on the tables.
greetings to all from Argentina
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marciofa wrote:

Hello people, here I am after missing for a while, I hope to regularize my situation, and find them on the tables.
greetings to all from Argentina

Hello and welcome 😁
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My name is Yuri and I'm new around here. I'm from Israel.
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gopnik885 wrote:

My name is Yuri and I'm new around here. I'm from Israel.

Hello there!
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marco123 wrote:

Hello there!

Welcome to the forum.....
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mexican wrote:

Welcome to the forum.....

Welcome 😁
hope to play woth you one of these days 😁
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