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Manne wrote:
A wife comes home at 3-am, wearing an enormous diamond ring. Her husband meets her at the door and asks her where she got the ring
*I won it playing BINGO*, she says, *run me a bath will you, I want to soak.*
The next night the wife comes home at 3-am again, this time she’s wearing a beautiful fur coat. Again her husband meets her at the door and asks her where the coat came from.
*I won again at the BINGO*, she says, *now be a darling and run me a bath will you?*
The next night the wife gets home at 3-am, this time driving a brand new convertible. Her husband meets her at the door and asks her where on earth she got the new car from.
*Can you believe it, I won it playing BINGO! Now run me a bath so I can relax.*
She undresses, goes into the bathroom and then comes right back out. *Why did you only put one inch of water in the bathtub?* she asks.
Well - her husband answers, *I didn’t want you to get your bingo card wet*
😄
At first I didn't catch it but after reading a couple of times, I got the idea of what you were saying! Ha Ha Ha.
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Manne wrote:
A wife comes home at 3-am, wearing an enormous diamond ring. Her husband meets her at the door and asks her where she got the ring
*I won it playing BINGO*, she says, *run me a bath will you, I want to soak.*
The next night the wife comes home at 3-am again, this time she’s wearing a beautiful fur coat. Again her husband meets her at the door and asks her where the coat came from.
*I won again at the BINGO*, she says, *now be a darling and run me a bath will you?*
The next night the wife gets home at 3-am, this time driving a brand new convertible. Her husband meets her at the door and asks her where on earth she got the new car from.
*Can you believe it, I won it playing BINGO! Now run me a bath so I can relax.*
She undresses, goes into the bathroom and then comes right back out. *Why did you only put one inch of water in the bathtub?* she asks.
Well - her husband answers, *I didn’t want you to get your bingo card wet*
😄
Ha ha ha nice one
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mike1 wrote:
Ha ha ha nice one
Lol. That's a good one
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*I won it playing BINGO*, she says, *run me a bath will you, I want to soak.*
The next night the wife comes home at 3-am again, this time she’s wearing a beautiful fur coat. Again her husband meets her at the door and asks her where the coat came from.
*I won again at the BINGO*, she says, *now be a darling and run me a bath will you?*
The next night the wife gets home at 3-am, this time driving a brand new convertible. Her husband meets her at the door and asks her where on earth she got the new car from.
*Can you believe it, I won it playing BINGO! Now run me a bath so I can relax.*
She undresses, goes into the bathroom and then comes right back out. *Why did you only put one inch of water in the bathtub?* she asks.
Well - her husband answers, *I didn’t want you to get your bingo card wet*
😄